Why Guys are Lesser Depressed!!!

Its been a while since I have been pondering over the reasons why I find men a happier lot among all homo sapiens !! 😛

But nothing really conclusive got my way until today when i received a mail furnishing some very simple yet amazing arguments regarding this….So , here they are in Nutshell….

All Men….Sit back and enjoy the reasons of your being in the Happier lot…

All Ladies….Kindly try and ponder over reasons which make U happier than Men!! 😛

 

 

Reasons :

1.      Your last name stays same.
2.      You can never be pregnant.
3.      The garage is all yours.
4.      Chocolate is just another snack.
5.      You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.!! 😛
6.      You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
7.      Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8.      The world is your urinal….
9.      You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt….
10.  Wrinkles add character…. 🙂
11.  Wedding dress 5000/-.
12.  People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.!!
13.  One mood all the time.!! 🙂
14.  Basic Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
15.  A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
16.  You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
17.  If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
18.  You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
19.  Everything on your face stays its original colour.
20.  The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
21.  You only have to shave your face and neck.
22.  You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
23.  You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
24.  You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.!!

If you’ve got even better ideas….do share….and keep smiling!! 🙂

 

TARANG  JAIN

 

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